Match Report · 09 May 2026
Hkug
CTF · 1m 00s · 9 Players · Avg 105ms
Hkug saw 9 players do what they do best: run, shoot, and occasionally apologise in chat.
Final score: RED 1, BLUE 0. BLUE played well in the sense that they definitely showed up.
65 kills in 1m 00s. Frenetic from start to finish.
Top honours for fragging went to BuLLy — 16 kills and a somewhat relaxed attitude about it.
Shoutout to MaryJane RottenCrotch for personally carrying 1 flag home. Legs of steel.
Personal rivalry of the map goes to XXrXXrX vs -=[L!VE]=- KNIGHT — 7 kills in that matchup alone.
■ Red Team
| Player | K | D | K/D | Caps | Suicides | TKs | Points | Score | Ping |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BuLLy | 16 | 4 | 16/4 | — | — | — | +216 | 237 | 136ms |
| MaryJane RottenCrotch | 16 | 7 | 16/7 | 1 | — | — | +321 | 341 | 102ms |
| -=[L!VE]=- KNIGHT | 7 | 11 | 7/11 | — | — | — | +60 | 67 | 100ms |
| =CkY=BORN2K!LL:) | 2 | 1 | 2/1 | — | — | — | +90 | 97 | 115ms |
| JOCKitch | 0 | 1 | 0/1 | — | — | — | — | 0 | 0ms |
■ Blue Team
| Player | K | D | K/D | Caps | Suicides | TKs | Points | Score | Ping |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XXrXXrX | 14 | 9 | 14/9 | — | — | — | +390 | 404 | 162ms |
| Stewie | 7 | 9 | 7/9 | — | — | — | +225 | 200 | 63ms |
| -=[L!VE]=-SaggyTits | 2 | 9 | 2/9 | — | — | — | +155 | 162 | 103ms |
| -=[L!VE]=-Putrefy | 1 | 14 | 1/14 | — | — | — | +11 | 12 | 60ms |
✨ Highlights
🏆 Top Fragger
BuLLy — 16 kills
🏳 Flag Hero
MaryJane RottenCrotch — 1 cap
★ Points Leader
XXrXXrX — +390
💀 Respawn Champion
-=[L!VE]=-Putrefy — 14 deaths
⚔ Arch Nemesis
XXrXXrX ended -=[L!VE]=- KNIGHT 7×
⚙ Weapon Breakdown
| Weapon | Kills | Top User |
|---|---|---|
| MP5 | 21 | Stewie (7) |
| M590 Shotgun | 15 | MaryJane RottenCrotch (10) |
| Ak74 Assault Rifle | 14 | XXrXXrX (14) |
| Knife | 13 | BuLLy (11) |
| Knife Alt | 2 | MaryJane RottenCrotch (2) |
⚔ Player Rivalries
| Player | Kills | Kills | Player | Edge | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XXrXXrX | 7 | vs | 1 | -=[L!VE]=- KNIGHT | XXrXXrX leads |
| XXrXXrX | 4 | vs | 4 | MaryJane RottenCrotch | Even |
| -=[L!VE]=-Putrefy | 0 | vs | 7 | BuLLy | BuLLy leads |
| MaryJane RottenCrotch | 4 | vs | 3 | Stewie | MaryJane RottenCrotch leads |
| XXrXXrX | 2 | vs | 4 | BuLLy | BuLLy leads |
| -=[L!VE]=- KNIGHT | 2 | vs | 3 | Stewie | Stewie leads |
| -=[L!VE]=-SaggyTits | 1 | vs | 3 | BuLLy | BuLLy leads |
| -=[L!VE]=-SaggyTits | 0 | vs | 4 | MaryJane RottenCrotch | MaryJane RottenCrotch leads |
| -=[L!VE]=-Putrefy | 0 | vs | 4 | MaryJane RottenCrotch | MaryJane RottenCrotch leads |
| -=[L!VE]=- KNIGHT | 2 | vs | 1 | -=[L!VE]=-SaggyTits | -=[L!VE]=- KNIGHT leads |
★ Points Awards
| Player | Awards | Total |
|---|---|---|
| XXrXXrX | UNDERDOG ×14DOUBLE KILL ×5REVENGE ×4TRIPLE KILL ×2GOOD AIM ×1ASSASSIN ×1VETERAN ×1DAMAGE ASSIST ×1TAXMAN ×1LAST HIT ×1 | +390 |
| MaryJane RottenCrotch | MULTI KILL ×5REVENGE ×4DOUBLE KILL ×4TEAMWORK ×2LAST HIT ×2NEVER SURRENDER ×1FLAG SLAYER ×1FLAG RUNNER ×1ASSASSIN ×1KNIFE ARTIST ×1FLAG MASTER ×1SPEEDY FLAG ×1THE EQUALIZER ×1DAMAGE ASSIST ×1TRIPLE KILL ×1VETERAN ×1DEVASTATING DAMAGE ×1KILLING SPREE ×1 | +321 |
| Stewie | UNDERDOG ×3NEVER SURRENDER ×3DOUBLE KILL ×2INTERCEPTOR ×2FLAG KEEPER ×2REVENGE ×2FLAG RUNNER ×1DAMAGE ASSIST ×1 | +225 |
| BuLLy | KNIFE ARTIST ×11DOUBLE KILL ×4TRIPLE KILL ×3DEVASTATING DAMAGE ×2DAMAGE ASSIST ×2MULTI KILL ×1INTERCEPTOR ×1FLAG KEEPER ×1BLADESTORM ×1LAST HIT ×1VETERAN ×1REVENGE ×1KILLING SPREE ×1 | +216 |
| -=[L!VE]=-SaggyTits | DAMAGE ASSIST ×2UNDERDOG ×2NEVER SURRENDER ×2FLAG RUNNER ×1TAXMAN ×1COMEBACK KID ×1INTERCEPTOR ×1FLAG KEEPER ×1 | +155 |
| =CkY=BORN2K!LL:) | DAMAGE ASSIST ×2LAST HIT ×1ASSASSIN ×1GOOD AIM ×1DOUBLE KILL ×1REVENGE ×1INTERCEPTOR ×1FLAG KEEPER ×1 | +90 |
| -=[L!VE]=- KNIGHT | DOUBLE KILL ×2GOOD AIM ×2FLAG RUNNER ×2REVENGE ×1DAMAGE ASSIST ×1NEVER SURRENDER ×1 | +60 |
| -=[L!VE]=-Putrefy | KNIFE ARTIST ×1BLOOD THIRSTY ×1 | +11 |
